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Thursday 3 November 2016

Serial Mukidi : Lelaki Tajir

Mukidi sedang bermain golf di Pondok Indah Golf ketika tiba-tiba hp di sampingnya berbunyi. Diambilnya hp tersebut dan dia aktifkan speakernya sambik menjawab. Percakapannya:

Mukidi  "Halo ?"
Suara Wanita: "Papi, ini Mami. Papi lagi di Pondok Indah golf ya?"
Mukidi: "Iya"
Suara Wanita: "Baguslah, Mami lagi di Mall Gandaria City. Eh, barusan Mami lihat ada tas kulit impor, keren banget lho Pi. Boleh gak Mami beli?"
Mukidi: "Berapa duit ?"
Suara Wanita: "Murah Pi, cuman 50 juta-an. Ini udah diskon 30% lho"
Mukidi: "Hmm, ya udah kalau Mami suka, beli aja"
Suara Wanita: "Pi sebelumnya Mami kan sempet mampir ke dealer BMW & kepincut model terbaru-nya. Itu lho Pi yg pernah Mami tunjukin brosurnya ke Papi. Cepet juga ya udah masuk kesini. Kan Mami ngobrol ama salesnya. Eh, terus Mami masa dikasih harga spesial... Ya mungkin karena Mami cerita tuh kalau Papi nggak pernah mau naik mobil selain BMW. Lagian kan Ferari Mami udah pasaran Pi.. Udah banyak yg punya"

Mukidi: "Emang tuh sales kasih harga berapa ?"
Suara Wanita: "4 M"
Mukidi: "Ok, tapi dengan harga segitu Papi maunya udah komplit ya dgn semua asesorisnya, udah dulu ya"
Suara Wanita: "Siiip ! Sebenarnya masih ada lagi sih..."
Mukidi: "Apa ?"
Suara Wanita: "Yg ini mungkin agak berlebihan. Kan pagi tadi Mami tuh nggak sengaja lihat rekening bank Papi. Terus Mami tuh jalan ke rumah yg pernah kita lihat
tahun lalu itu lho. Inget ga? Eh ternyata dijual lho! Mami sempat lihat-lihat ke dalamnya, wuih keren banget di Pondok Indah. Udah gitu lengkap banget dengan Interiornya
Mukidi: "Buka harga berapa ?"
Suara Wanita: "Kayaknya mereka lagi kepepet Pi, masak cuman minta 10 M, tp yg penting rekening Papi masih bisa kok"
Mukidi: "Ya udah ambil, tapi coba deh tawar dulu siapa tahu 9,5 M dikasih"
Suara Wanita: "Ok, Honey...Sweety Thank U. Cepat pulang ya Pi ! Love you !"
Mukidi: "Bye...Love U too !"

Mukidi lalu menuutup HP sambil bereskan barang2 nya. Sementara itu, semua orang disana tahan napas, Wow... Memandang dengan terkagum-kagum dan takjub
Tanpa diduga mukidi mengangkat HP tersebut tinggi2 sambil ngomong: "Sorry, ada yg tahu nggak ini HP siapaaaa ya..???"

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