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Thursday 3 November 2016

Serial Mukidi : Wawancara menyebalkan

Seorang mahasiswa sedang mengadakan studi lapangan dan mewawancarai seorang peternak ayam. Yang bernama Mukidi


Mahasiswa: “Makanan apa yang Bapak berikan untuk ayam-ayam Bapak?”
Mukidi: “Yang mana dik, yang putih atau yang hitam?”
Mahasiswa: “Yang putih.”
Mukidi: “Campuran dedak, jagung dan beberapa bahan lainnya.”
Mahasiswa: “Kalau yang hitam?”
Mukidi: “Yang hitam juga..”

Mahasiswa: “Berapa banyak makanan mereka per hari?”
Mukidi: “Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?”
Mahasiswa: “Yang putih..”
Mukidi: “Kurang lebih 2 ons per ekor per hari.”
Mahasiswa: “Kalau yang hitam?”
Mukidi: “Yang hitam juga..”

Mahasiswa: “Berapa telur yang dihasilkan per tahun?”
Mukidi: “Yang mana, putih atau hitam?”
Mahasiswa : “Yang putih..”
Mukidi: “Rata-rata 250 butir per tahun per ekor.”

Mahasiswa: “Kalau yang hitam??”
Mukidi: “Yang hitam juga..”
Mahasiswa: “Maaf Pak, kenapa sih Bapak selalu menanyakan yang putih atau hitam, padahal jawabannya selalu sama?”
Mukidi: “Tentu saya harus membedakannya, karena yang putih itu milik saya sendiri.”
Mahasiswa: “Ooo.. Begitu, kalau yang hitam?”
Mukidi: “Yang hitam juga.”

Mahasiswa: (Nangis).

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